He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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