The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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