i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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