Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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