we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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