I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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