I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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