i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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