He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
soo... how was my night?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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