Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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