Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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