I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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