Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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