ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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