No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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