I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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