You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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