i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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