i may or may not be watching the land before time
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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