Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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