i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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