Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You don't make any sense
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Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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