Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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