jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize