I must be too annoying 4 u.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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