I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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