Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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