Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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