Moan for me like Helen Keller
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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