I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was born a porn star she said
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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