If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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