i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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