Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You're like the curious george of whores
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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