my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The adults are the big ones right?
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