GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
