when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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