remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
