We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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