Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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