Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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