hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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