Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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