they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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