I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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