whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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