Define "chronic" masturbator.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Less talking, more tequila
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
