I'm lost and stupid without you.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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