I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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