Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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