spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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