Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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