I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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