Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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