Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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